Why Women Are So Bright

HomeFunplexUncategorized

Why women are so bright...

~~@~~
We got off the Titanic first.
~~@~~
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
~~@~~
Taxis stop for us.
~~@~~
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
~~@~~
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
~~@~~
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
~~@~~
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
~~@~~
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
~~@~~
We never have to reach down every so often
to make sure our privates are still there.
~~@~~
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
~~@~~
We can talk to people of the opposite sex
without having to picture them naked.
~~@~~
If we marry someone 20 years younger,
we're aware that we look like an idiot.
~~@~~
There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
~~@~~
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
~~@~~
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
~~@~~
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence,
because they aren't listening anyway.
~~@~~
Send this to five bright women you know and make their day!!! And you
can even send them to your not so bright men friends, so they will know
how to recognize a bright woman.
~~@~~

More Uncategorized

  1. [page] 10 Say Sleep Desk
  2. [page] A Foreign Perspective On The Florida Imbroglio
  3. [page] AmericanIntelligence
  4. [page] Answer Phones
  5. [page] Atheist Grizzly
  6. [page] Backyard Archeology
  7. [page] Bad Analogies
  8. [page] Bankletter
  9. [page] Billboard God
  10. [page] Bills New House
  11. [page] Blondes And Hailstone Damage
  12. [page] Bumper Stickers
  13. [page] Bush Schulfragen
  14. [page] Bushwhacked
  15. [page] Car Breakdown Shorts
  16. [page] Cat Pill
  17. [page] Caving At University
  18. [page] Christmas 12days
  19. [page] Christmas Linux
  20. [page] Christmas Tree Angels
  21. [page] ClassicBlundersOfEvilOverlords
  22. [page] Code Red Ad
  23. [page] Compquotations
  24. [page] Computer Frauen
  25. [page] Computer Gender
  26. [page] Computerlab
  27. [page] Computers Cars Technology
  28. [page] Customer Is Right
  29. [page] Dads Knowledge
  30. [page] Dark In Here
  31. [page] Darksucker
  32. [page] DarwinAwards1999
  33. [page] DeepThoughts
  34. [page] Der Elektrische Strom
  35. [page] Dilbert Quotes
  36. [page] Dogs World
  37. [page] Dumb Americans
  38. [page] Email Spoof Disclaimer
  39. [page] Emoticons Breasts
  40. [page] Emoticons Bums
  41. [page] Engineer If
  42. [page] Ethnic Behaviour
  43. [page] Exercise
  44. [page] F15 Hercules
  45. [page] Final Exam
  46. [page] Forum Discussions
  47. [page] Fun In Elevator
  48. [page] Funny UNIX
  49. [page] God Woman
  50. [page] Good Luck Mantra
  51. [page] Gospel Of Tux
  52. [page] Greetings PC
  53. [page] HarryPotter
  54. [page] Helpdesk Horror
  55. [page] Hotel Women Only
  56. [page] How To Be Annoying
  57. [page] Hypocrites
  58. [page] ID Ten T Error
  59. [page] Independence Revocation
  60. [page] Information Is Power
  61. [page] Insanity
  62. [page] Island Men Woman
  63. [page] Jb Blows Errors
  64. [page] KalteKalorien
  65. [page] Killer Biscuits
  66. [page] LauraSchlessinger
  67. [page] Life Reverse
  68. [page] Lines Of Wisdom
  69. [page] MS Bugger
  70. [page] MS Speak
  71. [page] Make Money Fast
  72. [page] Menstruationszyklus Und Verhutung
  73. [page] Menwomen
  74. [page] Merry Christmas Allerseits
  75. [page] Microsoft
  76. [page] Microsoft Name
  77. [page] NZ Currency
  78. [page] Nerd Money
  79. [page] Newspaper Headlines
  80. [page] Noah Today
  81. [page] Nudist Taglines
  82. [page] One Liners
  83. [page] OrganicBlueberryMillionaire
  84. [page] Police Lawyers
  85. [page] Product Labels
  86. [page] RichardPrebble
  87. [page] SCO Nigerian Spam
  88. [page] Saddam Vs Bush
  89. [page] Santaclaus
  90. [page] Schaefer
  91. [page] Schwulenkneipe
  92. [page] Serbian Peacekeeping
  93. [page] Shit Happens
  94. [page] Short History Of Medicine
  95. [page] Shower Like Woman+man
  96. [page] Signatures
  97. [page] Startrek Drinking
  98. [page] Stations
  99. [page] Strangled Dog
  100. [page] Stress
  101. [page] Stupid Criminals
  102. [page] Sw Engineer
  103. [page] Swearing Parrot
  104. [page] Tech Support Quotes
  105. [page] Telemarketers Responses
  106. [page] Tenant Letters
  107. [page] Terrorist 11
  108. [page] TheWayAmericaWorks
  109. [page] Things We Learn From Movies
  110. [page] Toasters
  111. [page] Top 27 Say Work
  112. [page] Top 45 Oxymorons
  113. [page] Translations
  114. [page] UN Food Survey
  115. [page] US Squawks
  116. [page] Versicherungstexte
  117. [page] Viola
  118. [page] WeihnachtenSchnee
  119. [page] WhyMenShouldNotBeOrdained
  120. [page] Why Women Are So Bright
  121. [page] Windows 98 C
  122. [page] Windoze C
  123. [page] Wisdom 30 Points
  124. [page] Women5Q
  125. [page] Women Evil
  126. [page] World Ends Microsoft
  127. [page] Writing Rules
  128. [page] Y2KY Jelly
  129. [page] Year 2029