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1 Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
2 Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
3 Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4 Drunks Get Nine Months In Violin Case
5 Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6 Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus
7 Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over
8 British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
9 Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
10 Clinton Wins Budget, More Lies Ahead
11 Plane Too Close To Ground, CrashProbe Told
12 Miners Refuse to Work After Death
13 Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
14 Stolen Painting Found By Tree
15 Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
16 War Dims Hope For Peace
17 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly It May Last A While
18 Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
19 Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
20 New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
21 Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
22 Kids Make Nutritious Snack
23 Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Yrs in Checkout Counter
24 Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead
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