Jb Blows Errors

A JASBITS list of important 'Blows95 errors (fwd from Henry)

Note: Any way the Win-BLOWS (doesn't really matter, 2me)

Enjoy!
-JAS (04-JUN-96)

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> New Windows 95 Error list
>
> Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be
> spread via the Internet:
>
> WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
> WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
> WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
> WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
> WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
> WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
> WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
> WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
> WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
> WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
> WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
> WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
> WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
> WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
> WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
> WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
> WinErr: 011 Window open - Do not look outside
> WinErr: 012 Window closed - Do not look inside
> WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
> WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
> WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a
> new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
> WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
> WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
> software. We are terribly sorry.
> WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error.
> Next time you will get a penalty for that.
> WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
> WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
> WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
> WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
> WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be
> lost.
> WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box.
> The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will
> automatically be closed and the virus will be activated
> again.
> WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
> Please click the left mouse button to continue.
> WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.
> Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
> WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play
> another game?
> WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for
> the system to complete boot procedure.
> WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available
>
> (maybe by: Fran MacCannell)

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