Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your alarm clock goes off, and in your dream you try vainly to figure out what keyboard command to use to turn it off.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your brain keeps hallucinating random "system erro
collision with stack heap" or "Guru Meditation Mode # Three billion and fifty-two, press left b...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your complexion has turned pale from being constantly irradiated by the monitor.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your computers have a higher street value than your car.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you reach for the mouse to cut that piece of code from the sheet of paper on your desk and try to paste it into the editor.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're doing laundry, and you think
ouch * <or> make clea...

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