You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You're So Upset About Assorted Slaughters That You Stomp On Japanese Beetles And Set Traps For Norway Rats.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You're so upset about assorted slaughters that you stomp on Japanese
beetles and set traps for Norway rats.

You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You know you should be swimming when . . . Everybody's talking about "fin de siecle" and you keep looking for the fin.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You always sleep *face down* (think about it!).
You know you should be swimming when . . . You own an entire set of the Mermaid Drama Series and you've never read a single play.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made discrete inquiries about "Species Change" surgery.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You want to grab a Disney animator by the lapels and lecture him about how to draw a caudal fin.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You know what a "Jenny Hanover" is.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You're So Upset About Assorted Slaughters That You Stomp On Japanese Beetles And Set Traps For Norway Rats.

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