You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Look At A Statue Of Justice And Get Disappointed That The Scales Aren't What And Where You Wanted Them To Be.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You look at a statue of Justice and get disappointed that the scales
aren't what and where you wanted them to be.

You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't look at a girl without wondering what her tail would look like.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You know what a "Jenny Hanover" is.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You know you should be swimming when . . . People have asked you on several occasions what *is*, in fact, the Best Tuna.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.
You know you are overweight when you get on a talking scales in the Mall and it says "One at a time, please.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself checking for sharks whenever you stir outdoors.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You shudder every time you walk past a sushi bar.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Look At A Statue Of Justice And Get Disappointed That The Scales Aren't What And Where You Wanted Them To Be.

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