You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Own An Entire Set Of The Mermaid Drama Series And You've Never Read A Single Play.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Own An Entire Set Of The Mermaid Drama Series And You've Never Read A Single Play.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You own an entire set of the Mermaid Drama Series and you've never read
a single play.

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You shout, "Change *him*, change *him*!
at Triton near the end of _The Little Mermaid_....
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You're so upset about assorted slaughters that you stomp on Japanese beetles and set traps for Norway rats.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You own eighteen volumes of _Peter Pan_ because they have pictures by eighteen different illustrators.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You know what a "Jenny Hanover" is.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't figure which is turning you on more
he dolphin or the trainer....
You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself checking for sharks whenever you stir outdoors.