Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you look above the television for a title bar to find out the name of the program you are watching.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you make a mathematical proof and try to compile it to test if it is correct.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you match each
( with a :-) to keep the parentheses balanced....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you mourn the death of GOTO and spaghetti programming more than your dead fish.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you open a window to find a phone number in a file, then try to cut & paste it to the phone.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you order on the phone from a catalog, and start to give the operator your email address.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you order pie a-la-mode and a friend asks "What mode?
o which you answer: 1755 (sticky bit)....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you pick up a pencil and wonder whether it supports the Norwegian letters (TeX \ae, \o, \aa).
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you pick up a rootbeer and read the label as "High Res", not Hires.

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