You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Know What A "Jenny Hanover" Is.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Know What A "Jenny Hanover" Is.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You know what a "Jenny Hanover" is.

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . People have asked you on several occasions what *is*, in fact, the Best Tuna.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You look at a statue of Justice and get disappointed that the scales aren't what and where you wanted them to be.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't look at a girl without wondering what her tail would look like.
You know you should be swimming when . . . It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You peer around for a red-headed girl when people mention an aerial.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You find yourself checking for sharks whenever you stir outdoors.