You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go
on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to
say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've
decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my
caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long
answering machine message when you call me...
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to
say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've
decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my
caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long
answering machine message when you call me...
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
Related:
- This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do
to.
.. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle... - I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know
this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist.... - Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat, I am
pimento loaf, leave me a message.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle... - This answering machine message is for all you psychics out
there.
.. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle... - I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out.... - This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you
I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read.
So please use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation, and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it.... - How do you leave a message on this thing? I can't understand
the instructions.
Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens if I touch this.... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name
and number, I'll call you back when I am.
.. (or) I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person....
