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• You know this year is off to a bad start when your Mother invites your wife to lunch and tells her about the continuous bed wetting that went on through your college years.
  .....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
• You know you have not made the best impression when someone tells you
  I'm going to commit your name to memory and throw my head away....
• You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
  -- Dean Webbe...
• The ultimate test of whether you posses a sense of humor is your reaction when someone tells you you don't.
  -- Frank Tyge...
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
• You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
  2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any....
• When you love someone all your saved wishes start coming out. -- Elizabeth Bowe
• You know it's a bad day when your team gets whipped by The Whalers!