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• You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
  -- Anon....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgot your birthday.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
• It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
  -- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...