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• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
• You got an alarm clock in there, sir?" "No! No, heavens, no, no.
  . Just vests." "Sounded a bit like an alarm clock going off....
• The bad thing about getting good at jogging is that you have a long walk home when you're done for the day.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
  -- Anon....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.