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Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
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