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Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN".
Yo momma so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she'd get group insurance.
Yo momma so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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