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Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
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