Yo Momma So Dark She Went To Night School And Was Marked Absent!
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?
he marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too....
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!