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Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat that she can't even tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
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