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Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
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