Yo Momma So Dark That She Can Leave Fingerprints On Charcoal.
Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!