Yo Momma So Dark She Spits Chocolate Milk!
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.