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Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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