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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
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