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Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind.
Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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