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Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
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