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Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
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Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
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