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Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!
Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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