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Why doesn't a baby fall out? It's screwed in.
Why doesn't any businesses want to take a MINOR credit card?
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!
Why doesn't encrypted mean the same as entombed?
Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone? -- Jimmy Durante
Why doesn't high impact plastic survive high impacts?
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Why doesn't life come with subtitles?
Why doesn't the Bat Computer ever crash?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? -- Rod Schmid
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