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Why doesn't the speaker who admits that "As a public speaker, I'm not very good," simply sit down after that, rather than give us a lengthy and tedious demonstration.
Why doesn't your family tree fork?
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
-- George Wallace...
Why does the AT&T logo look like the Death Star?
Why does the computer you really want always cost $5000?
Why does the evening, does the night, put warmer love in our hearts?
Is it the nightly pressure of helplessness?...
Why does the person that snores always fall asleep first?
Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
Why does there have to be an end to the rainbow? Can't we just let beauty exist without trying to prove that it dies?
-- Spite, The University of Akro...
Why does the sun never set on the English Empire? Because even God does not trust the English in the dark.
-- Told to me by an Irishman (naturally)...

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