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• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was autumn. (eh?)
• Q: Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? A
  It was dead! Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?...
• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.
• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was doing an impersonation of the sun, setting.
• Marge: Homer, why are they saying you're going to fight Drederick Tatum?
  Homer: [gulps] Uh, well, uh, I was gonna surprise you, but....
• Why do fools fall in love?
• Why fall in love when there's better things to do?
• As for Carter being for registration but against the draft, isn't that sort of being like for putting it in and not taking it out?
  Even if it was possible not to follow through, you'd still be getting screwed....
• Honk If The Twins Fall Out. -- Bumper sticker on a va