Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Why does Clinton want to send 10,000 Americans to Bosnia?
Why does free love cost so much?
Why does grass smell only when you mow it?
Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
Why does it matter if we all put our pants on one leg at a time?
Why does love got to be so sad?
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe...
Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters?
Why does New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps and California have more lawyers?
New Jersey had first choice....
Why does Noriega have so many holes in his face? From learning to eat with a fork!!!!!

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