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• Become a programmer - crash your computer for a living!
• Pray for a computer crash. It won't be ready in time.
• C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
• C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
• PEBKAC /peb'kak/ [Abbrev., "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair"] Used by support people, particularly at call centers and help desks.
  Not used with the public. Denotes pilot error as the cause of the crash, especially stupid errors that even a luser could figure out....
• Thats why I was running the debugger, I didn't want it to crash. -- Aaron Wohl
• No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
• Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?
• Throwing Windows Out The Window The Federal Bureau Of Missing Socks has banned the use of Microsoft Windows and Office on all employee computers.
  But don't get too excited; they aren't going to replace them with Linux....