Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
-- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Meeting Troubles Half-way...
Some people are so nice to be nasty to.
Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane.
Some people are useless on top of the ground--they should be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
Some people are wise; others are otherwise.
Some people brag that they need only 5 hours of sleep in bed each night.
Some people call RAP music "creative", I call it "CRAP".
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. -- William Dean Howell
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun.
But I have never been able to make out the numbers....
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.

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