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Some people act crazy, others aren't acting.
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns.
I am thankful thorns have roses. -- Alphonse Karr, French journali...
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
-- Barry Switze...
Some people are born to write FORTRAN, others aspire to write FORTRAN, but most have writing FORTRAN thrust upon them.
Some people are discovered; others are found out.
Some people are like a callus; they always show up when the work is finished.
Some people are like blisters: they never appear until the work is done.
Some people aren't hard of hearing, but hard of listening.
Some people are paid to be good, but we're good for nothing. -- Peter Campbell
Some people are quick to criticize cliches, but what is a cliche?
It is a truth that has retained its validity through time....

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