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Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's my own damn fault.
Some people come home to unwind; others come home to unravel.
Some people confuse boredom with security.
Some people could be brain-washed with an eye-dropper!!
Some people could give a headache to an asperin.
Some people don't know the difference between a grin and a grimace.
Some people don't see the advantages of combining Microsoft applications.
But then some people didn't see what would come of mixing nitro and glycerin....
Some people dream of worthy accomplishments while others stay awake and do them.
Some people drink from the wellspring of knowledge--others gargle. -- "Mac" McClare
Some people drive as if turn signals were an option.
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