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  I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute....
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• The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul i
  WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT? -- Sigmund Freud (1856-1939)...
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  WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT? -- Sigmund Freud...
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