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• It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
• Are you getting sick and tired of people saying some nerdy thing to you like
  Have a nice day!" Sometimes people say this to me while wishing that if I die, I do it on cheap embalming fluid....
• Nice people don't finish nice. -- Kelly's Reformation.
• A nice man is a man of nasty ideas. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Thoughts on Various Subjec
• Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
• Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
• Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
• Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.