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Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears.
I think George is weird, because he has false teeth....
Some people think like drummers, some people act like them. -- Jason Titu
Some people think of wizards as nothing more than men in pointy hats who like to go around turning people into toads.
Nothing could be farther from the truth. Perhaps wizards should come together and...
Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it.
But the functions of intellect are insufficient with...
Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice.
Some people use religion only as a fire escape.
Some people vote in elections only to establish eligibility to complain about who got elected.
Some people who boast about how broadminded they are may just be too lazy to find out which side they're on.
Some people who slap you on the back are trying to help you swallow what they just told you.

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