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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe.
I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen and that is the basic buildi...
Some scientists reject creationism - science does not.
Some see this as a glass half empty, some see it as a glass half full.
I see it as a glass twice as big as it needs to be. -- George Carli...
Some settling of contents may occur during shipping.
Some smack of age in you, some relish of the saltness of time.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc. 2...
Some songs were released one year and in the charts the next, and visa versa.
Some sports I can't watch on TV. I don't mind the games--I don't like the interview after the game.
Because the winning players always give credit to God while the losing players blame themselves....
Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Some students may feel that the contents of Question 33 are both dull and useless.
I must confess that my first impulse is to reply that it serves them right for doing the fast course....
Some students were watching the chemistry professor give a demonstration of the properties of various acids.
"Now," said the professor, "I'm going to drop this silver dollar in a glass of acid. Wi...

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