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Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them. -- Louis Nize
Some people wouldn't be happy if you hung them with a new rope!
Some people wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.
Some people write to please, to soothe, to console.
Others to provoke, to challenge, to exasperate and infuriate....
Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when you finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
-- Avery...
Some play for gain; to pass time others play For nothing
both play the fool I say: Nor time nor coin I'll lose, or idly spend...
Some points to remember [about animals]: (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.
g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuse...
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good.
And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
Some professors asked a monk to lecture to them on spiritual matters.
The monk ascended a podium, struck it once with his stick, and descended....
Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982...

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