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Some people get up at a quarter to seven. Other people lie in bed 'til 8
45 or nine, but I'm happy just to hang in bed 'til eleven, 'cause eleven has always been a good friend of mine....
Some people grow with responsibility -- others merely swell. -- Sacher's Observatio
Some people hack for fun, some because they want things their way, some don't because they can't, and some because they can't be bothered.
Some can make anything work, some can but would rather no...
Some people handle the truth carelessly. Others never touch it at all.
Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
Some people have a lot of vanity. They say, "I only wear glasses when I drive.
If you only need glasses when you drive, then drive around with a prescription windshield!...
Some people have a way about them that seems to say
If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk....
Some people have a way with words and some people...do not have way, I guess. -- Steve Marti

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