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• The following appeared in a health magazine. "It has long been believed that getting at least eight hours of sleep a night is good for health.
  But a recent six-year study of adult sleeping habits found that people who reported sleeping eight or more hours a night had a higher rate of certain health problems than did those who reported sleeping seven hours a night....
• There are two types of people in this world, good and bad.
  The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more....
• People who claim to know jackrabbits will tell you they are primarily motivated by Fear, Stupidity, and Craziness.
  But I have spent enough time in jackrabbit country to know that most of them lead pretty dull live...
• A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set while your kids cry themselves to sleep.
• Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#5) A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game
  Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest hack?...
• Opera -- it's no more unreal than the people who are watching it. -- Heard on Public Radio
• Now that day wearies me, My yearning desire Will receive more kindly, Like a tired child, the starry night.
  Hands, leave off your deeds, Mind, forget all though...