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Some people sail to live. Some people live to sail. Me? I just sail.
Some people say a front-engine car handles best. Some people say a rear-engine car handles best.
I say a rented car handles best. -- P. J. O'Rourke...
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true.
I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk. -- Steven King, 3/8/90...
Some people should be taken with a grain of salt; others with a whole shaker.
-- Blumstein (paulb@ttidca.TTI.COM)...
Some peoples mouths work faster than their brains. They say things they haven't even thought of yet.
Some people swear by DoubleSpace, others swear AT it.
Some people take the bull by the horns--others shoot it.
Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
Some people think a horseshoe's gonna bring 'em luck.
A horseshoe is a lucky sign of course. For every set of horseshoes human beings use for luck....
Some people think a juggler is talented. Could be a schizophrenic playing catch. -- Bob Dubac

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