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Some people have entirely too much free time on their hands. -- Gene Spafford (spaf)
Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
Some people have one of those days. I have one of those lives.
Some people have parts that are so private they themselves have no knowledge of them.
Some people hope to achieve immortality through their works or their children.
I would prefer to achieve it by not dying. -- Woody Alle...
Some people just don't know when to quit.
Some people just don't think sarcasm is funny.
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
-- Gordon R. Dickso...
Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.
Some people LOVE cats for what they are; others ARE cats for what they love.
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