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Some people make you happy wherever they go, and some people make you happy whenever they go.
-- Laura Burgholde...
Some people manage by the book while being completely ignorant of who wrote the book or what's in it.
-- Theed's Fourth Law of Manageme...
Some people march to a different drummer--and some people polka.
Some people move in lesbian circles, I move in bisexual dodecahedrons. -- RK
Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.
Some people never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744)...
Some people never learn, some even later.
Some people only open up to tell you that they're closed.
Some people prefer Windows, but I, for one, care less for them.
Some people remain as fit as a fiddle, whereas most of us more closely resemble bass violins.

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