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My two favorite letters in the word Bush are BS.
My Uncle Fred died of asbestosis - it took six months to cremate him.
My uncle got a job driving a cab. He had the cab parked right in front of Grand Central Station, and an Episcopal bishop got into my uncle's cab.
He said, "Take me to Christ Church." So my uncle too...
My uncle has a country place that no-one knows about, he says it used to be a farm before he mowed the lawn.
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My uncle invented the solar-powered funeral home. He's got basic solar technology, big panels on the roof, the sun beats down, it heats up the panels.
Trouble is, he can't cremate, he can only poach...
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. -- Fred Alle
My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C. And I can prove it too!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
My Uncle Murray said you're a man when you can make love for as long as it takes to cook a chicken.
-- David Steinberg...
My Uncle Pat, he reads the death column every morning in the paper.
And he can't understand how people always die in alphabetical order. -- Hal Roach...
My uncle's an airline pilot. Kinda makes it difficult to hold the bottle though...

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