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• The music's kinda nice. My compliments to the chef.
• Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management science, telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about 21st century aircraf
  "The crew will consist of one pilot and a dog. The pilot will nurture and feed the dog....
• BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
• I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane.
  They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coathanger. -- Steven Wrigh...
• My Uncle Fred died of asbestosis - it took six months to cremate him.
• My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. -- Fred Alle
• My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago. -- George Gobel
• This here's the wattle The emblem of our land You can stick it in a bottle Or you can hold it in your hand.
  -- Monty Pytho...