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My wife--God bless her--was in labor for thirty-two hours.
And I was faithful to her the entire time. -- Jonathan Katz...
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
-- Rodney Dangerfield...
My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me!
My wife insists on turning off the lights when we make love.
That doesn't bother me. It's the hiding that seems so cruel. -- Jonathan Katz...
My wife is going to have me cremated and placed in a baby case.
My wife just got pregnant ... She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
My wife made me join a bridge club...I jump next week.
My Wife of Borg: I have checks. Balance is irrelevent.

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