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My wallet's cache is disabled.
My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.
One or the other of us has to go. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- in Frank Harris Oscar Wilde...
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
My way of life Is fall'n into the sere, the yellow leaf
And that which should accompany old age, As honour, love, obedience, troops of friends, I must not look to have...
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
My whole freshman year I wore brown and white shoes.
Actually they were impractical, because the white one kept getting dirty. -- Dick Cave...
My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!!! Oh, no!! (runs o...
My whole life is a movie--it's just that there are no dissolves.
I have to live every agonizing moment of it--my life needs editing....
My widget is better than yours because it's MINE!
My wife and children are liabilities, and I haven't sold them, have I? -- Ted Turne

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