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• I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. -- Fred Alle
• My Uncle Fred died of asbestosis - it took six months to cremate him.
• The only thing he ever takes out on a moonlit night is his upper plate. -- Fred Alle
• The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. -- Fred Alle
• Questioning an undertaker: Can a person furnish his own casket?
  Would a large radio cabinet be acceptable for burial if hollowed out and made into a child's casket?...
• Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission. -- Fred Alle